Michelle sent me these horrible glue-on fake nails that she bought at the Dollar Store, so I put them on today.
Aren’t they wonderful? Fortunately, 9 of them have already fallen off/been ripped off. I hope I can get rid of this last one before we go to the CBD tomorrow. Rob reeeeeally didn’t like it when I touched him with my gorgeous nails. He also reeeeeeeally didn’t like it when I put the discarded nails on his computer. I tried to tell him that it was just plastic, no grosser than a paper clip, but he was having none of it.
Don’t forget to check out Rob’s blog today for the best and most honest post yet.